In the sovereign republic of Yishun, where physics and traffic laws are merely polite suggestions, two visionary Sinkies have successfully demonstrated that red lights are actually just festive street illuminations.

The duo, spotted speeding towards Yishun Community Hospital, bravely eschewed helmets to ensure their skulls remained as aerodynamically vulnerable as possible during their high-speed commute.

Local residents watched in awe as the riders bypassed the “stop” signal, confirming that delivery deadlines are significantly more important than basic survival instincts or staying intact.

“Aiya, red light for what? My kway teow already cold, the customer confirm complain one lah!” remarked an eyewitness who identifies as a professional pavement-dodger.

Police investigations are ongoing, though most Singaporeans assume the riders have already ascended to a higher plane of existence involving many bandages.