Scientists in Yishun have discovered a groundbreaking physical phenomenon where car horns generate kinetic energy strong enough to push two e-bikes into each other.

The discovery was made after two helmet-less riders collided at a red light and immediately identified the stationary car behind them as the primary cause of their failure.

Despite the vehicle not moving, the riders successfully gaslit the entire space-time continuum into believing the driver was the aggressor.

“Eh hello! Your horn vibration very strong you know? I jump then he hit me lor!” shouted one rider while photographing the car’s bumper.

“Why you stand there and watch? Your fault lah!” added the other while aggressively middle-fingering the dashboard.

The government is now considering a rule where cars must legally apologise for existing.