The Workers’ Party has officially suggested that Singaporeans should start raw-dogging for the nation if they ever want to avoid the taxman.

MP Louis Chua proposed a bold pro-natalist strategy where mothers with three children are exempt from income tax, essentially turning the female uterus into the country's most effective tax haven.

Desperate officials fear that if the fertility rate drops any lower, the government will be forced to replace the Merlion’s water spout with a continuous stream of subsidized infant formula.

Meanwhile, MP He Ting Ru raised concerns about overcrowding, noting that Sengkang residents are currently so tightly packed they can feel their neighbor’s sexual frustration through the HDB walls.

MP Jamus Lim argued that since AI will steal all future jobs anyway, children should stop studying and focus on being cute enough to justify their high-density existence.

Sinkies remain skeptical, noting that no amount of LifeSG credits can fix the trauma of raising a human being in a country where sleep is considered a productivity leak.