George Russell’s "dominance" at the Singapore Grand Prix, conquering the alleged "heat hazard," has left local Sinkies scratching their heads.

"33 degrees Celsius and 81 per cent humidity? That's just my morning commute to work, already," quipped a stoic Singaporean, wiping sweat while queuing for a $6 cai png.

The entire nation watched in utter bewilderment as highly paid athletes struggled with conditions regularly experienced while waiting for a HDB lift that always stops on every floor.

One taxi uncle reportedly scoffed, "These ang mohs call this a 'hazard'? Try driving during a sudden downpour on the ERP gantries."

McLaren's driver drama? "Just another Sunday afternoon on the PIE during peak hour," mumbled another, completely unfazed.

Frankly, most Singaporeans remain unimpressed, declaring the true test of endurance is still navigating Orchard Road during the Great Singapore Sale.

Or, of course, securing a ballot for a new BTO flat.