Local "edgy" girl Annie, who spent $5,000 to look like a Yakuza floor mat, discovered that her immune system is as judgmental as her mother.

The 30-year-old is currently suffering from Tattoo-Associated Uveitis, a condition where your eyeballs decide to stop working rather than look at your shitty tribal chest piece.

Doctors at NUH confirmed that the black ink Annie thought represented her "complex soul" was actually just industrial soot from a burning rubbish chute in Yishun.

“My vision got blurry, which is a blessing because now my thigh tattoos actually look like high-end art instead of a tragic accident,” Annie explained while walking into a wall.

Medical experts warned that the human body often mistakes excessive ink for a hostile invasion of "low-SES behavior" and begins destroying the host's sight to prevent further embarrassment.

Annie now receives bi-monthly injections directly into her organs, which is still less painful than explaining to her aunties why she has a dragon on her chest.

The Ministry of Health suggests that if young Singaporeans wish to feel special, they should try having a personality instead of injecting chimney waste into their skin.