
Woman Mistakes Accelerator For Brake, Nex Pedestrians For Speed Bumps
Li Na really took the phrase "step on it" too fucking literally when she turned the Nex taxi stand into a high-stakes human bowling alley.
By mistaking the gas pedal for the brake, she managed to bag a triple-kill on pedestrians, proving that driving licenses in Singapore are just fancy coasters given to any blur sotong.
The court handed her an 11-day jail sentence, which is basically a government-sponsored retreat to help her recover from the stress of being a total public menace.
With a five-year driving ban, the only thing Li will be crashing now is her own social life.
Eleven days in Changi is a fucking bargain for a real-life GTA mission at Serangoon.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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