Li Na really took the phrase "step on it" too fucking literally when she turned the Nex taxi stand into a high-stakes human bowling alley.

By mistaking the gas pedal for the brake, she managed to bag a triple-kill on pedestrians, proving that driving licenses in Singapore are just fancy coasters given to any blur sotong.

The court handed her an 11-day jail sentence, which is basically a government-sponsored retreat to help her recover from the stress of being a total public menace.

With a five-year driving ban, the only thing Li will be crashing now is her own social life.

Eleven days in Changi is a fucking bargain for a real-life GTA mission at Serangoon.