Singapore’s property market has reached a new peak of lunacy as developers market "sky-villas" featuring pools smaller than a commoner's toilet.

These elevated puddles allow the elite to soak their billionaire haunches while staring down at the HDB peasants below.

Real estate agents claim the stagnant chlorine provides a necessary olfactory barrier against the rising stench of public transport users.

"Eh, the pool so small I cannot even do one stroke, but at least I can pee from 50 storeys up and pretend is rain on the low-SES people lah," said local tycoon Tan Ah Kow.

Experts suggest that the primary function of these rooftop bathtubs is to provide a scenic location for the owner’s ego to expand.

"You think I buy for swimming ah? I buy so I can post on IG and make my secondary school friends feel like absolute losers lor," added another owner.