Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan has officially classified your "shitty attitude" as a direct threat to the Republic’s sovereignty.

Under new national security guidelines, feeling grumpy about rising GST or inflation is no longer a personal choice, but a coordinated act of domestic terrorism.

"If you are unhappy, you are basically inviting a foreign invasion into our very souls," Balakrishnan explained while wearing a suit that costs more than your HDB lease.

The Ministry of Home Affairs is reportedly preparing to deploy Gurkhas to coffee shops to bayonet anyone sighing too loudly at a price hike.

National security officers will now monitor "bad vibes" in real-time, using advanced AI to detect if an eye-roll constitutes a "tripwire" for World War III.

Citizens are urged to practice state-mandated smiling to ensure the "interoperability" of our social fabric remains firm.

"We need to manage these sensitivities," Balakrishnan added, implying that anyone moaning about the humidity might find themselves in a secret cold-room facility.

The government reminded the public that the "invisible hand" of the market is nothing compared to the very visible boot of the state.

Anyone found lacking "resilience" will be forced to watch the 2024 National Day Parade on a loop until they weep with joy.