UWCSEA has announced that its new Tengah campus will provide students with a front-row seat to the actual apocalypse.

The elite international school released a 211-page report which is essentially a very expensive way of saying, "Fuck those birds, we need a swimming pool."

Tengah is marketed as a "Forest Town," which is a genius marketing move considering they are currently murdering every tree in sight.

The report admits that construction will negatively impact biodiversity, which is like saying a kick to the groin might negatively impact your weekend.

The straw-headed bulbul, a bird on the verge of extinction, is being told to clear out because it doesn't pay $40,000 in annual tuition fees.

"Kan ni na, if the bird is so endangered, why is it staying in Tengah and not a penthouse in Orchard?" asked one confused construction foreman.

Researchers discovered a species of grass thought to be extinct, which is great because it gives the school a chance to kill something historical for the second time.

Moving a few "crescent bettas" to another pond is the environmental equivalent of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic while the band plays a remix of "Baby Shark."

The long-tailed macaques are being displaced, but UWCSEA is confident the students will fill the "screaming primate" quota quite nicely.

"We are very sensitive to nature," said a school spokesperson while accidentally stepping on a rare butterfly.

"That’s why we’re keeping a tiny patch of forest so the animals have somewhere to watch the bulldozers from."

The "Forest Corridor" is designed to allow wildlife to travel safely, presumably to the nearest expressway where they can be flattened by a Porsche.

Putting decals on the windows to stop birds from crashing is a siao idea that basically turns the school into a giant, expensive bird-trap.

Students will be encouraged to study the leopard cat, mostly by looking at the "In Memoriam" plaque in the air-conditioned cafeteria.

If the animals wanted to stay in Tengah, they should have worked harder and been born into a wealthy expat family from London.

Public feedback is being accepted until May, after which the government will proceed to do exactly what they planned to do three years ago.

It is truly inspiring to see a school teach sustainability by ensuring there is no nature left to sustain.