The Holland-Bukit Panjang Town Council is popping champagne after successfully convincing one stubborn uncle to move three rusty clothes racks after only 600 days of "gentle persuasion."

The void deck, previously looking like a Karung Guni’s wet dream, is now officially "neat," which in Singapore means there are only two fire-hazard e-bikes and some random tables left to trip over.

Authorities credit the breakthrough to the installation of high-tech PolCams, because nothing motivates a Sinkie like the fear of being caught in 4K resolution looking like a low-SES hoarder.

The resident is reportedly "fucking kan cheong" about where to dry their holes-filled Uniqlo boxers now that their communal walk-in wardrobe has been downsized.

Stompers are already hunting for the next auntie with too many flowerpots.