The Holland-Bukit Panjang Town Council is currently popping champagne after achieving a record-breaking three minutes of "neatness" at a Segar Road void deck.

Officials celebrated the removal of several crusty clothes racks, claiming the common area no longer looks like a Karung Guni’s wet dream.

Despite years of toothless warnings and a brand new PolCam meant to record aunties in high-definition defiance, the resident simply waited for the TC officer to pishai elsewhere before dragging the racks back out.

The "junkyard" has reportedly returned with a vengeance, featuring two e-bikes that have been successfully squatting there since the Lee Kuan Yew era.

A spokesperson confirmed that "monitoring closely" actually means doing fuck all until another bored Stomper complains again in 2028.