Arkus is currently launching a hunger strike after discovering his 13th-floor lift landing is a concrete wasteland compared to the “glittering ceramic palace” downstairs.

The local hero claims that looking at bare white walls instead of shiny tiles is a blatant violation of his fundamental human rights.

“It’s basically fucking apartheid,” Arkus sobbed while staring at his own unreflective shadow on the wall.

“The Town Council treats me like a fucking squatter just because I’m closer to the sun than the ground.”

HDB clarified that tiles are a premium privilege reserved for residents who don’t emit such pathetic peasant energy.

Downstairs neighbors have reportedly started throwing leftover Cai Fan at Arkus to remind him of his inferior social standing.