
Tada Driver Heartbroken After Platform Values His Sanity At $45
Toyota Sienta driver Ben is currently weeping into a puddle of semi-digested Clarke Quay tequila because Tada thinks his entire life is only worth a cheap McSpicy meal.
The passenger allegedly sprayed the car interior like a broken sewage pipe, leaving Ben to feel “betrayed” for being forced to scrub acidic chunks of fermented cai fan for the price of a budget massage.
Tada initially offered a “goodwill” fifty-percent refund, effectively telling Ben that only the driver’s side of his car deserves to smell like a rancid long-kang.
“I would rather have been kicked in the kkj than receive forty-five dollars for cleaning up this biological warfare,” Ben likely screamed while hosing down his puke-soaked upholstery.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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