A brave Stomper, truly the unsung hero Singapore deserves, has valiantly exposed a heinous crime against humanity on the high seas.A notorious individual dared to commit the ultimate buffet sacrilege: he *dabaod* pastries.Yes, you read that right.Not only did this rogue operative defy centuries of unwritten buffet etiquette, but he did so *sneakily*.The audacity!Clearly, this act of gastronomic banditry threatens the very fabric of society and could lead to the collapse of all-you-can-eat establishments worldwide.Authorities are reportedly considering a nationwide ban on satchels and loose clothing near food displays.Lest another Singaporean legend emerge, forever altering the delicate balance of dessert economics.