Local hero Daniel finally found a purpose for his pathetic existence by filming a Shiba Inu’s asshole for thirty consecutive seconds.

Instead of acting like a normal human and telling the owner to pick it up, Daniel chose the path of the righteous snitch.

“I felt like a fucking elite mata,” Daniel whispered while uploading the high-definition turd footage to Stomp with his sweaty, trembling fingers.

The Shiba owner reportedly fled in fear, unaware that her dog’s steaming log would be analyzed by five thousand jobless uncles.

NEA confirms that failing to scoop poop is a crime, but being a voyeuristic kaypoh prick is still Singapore's national sport.

Daniel is now refreshing the page every five seconds to see if he’s famous yet.