Star Tots Playgroup has officially pivoted from its "community-focused" mask to a refreshing "fuck you, pay me" corporate strategy.

The operator has been shuttering outlets in Tampines and Simei faster than a loan shark fleeing a police raid.

According to management’s cold-blooded math, if a HDB void deck doesn’t produce at least ten profitable meat-sacks, the entire branch is considered a fiscal eyesore.

Stomper N, a father who clearly spends his lunch breaks screenshotting WhatsApp messages like a jilted ex, is absolutely kanina fuming.

"My two-year-old is wandering around Tampines East like a homeless person because his school keeps vanishing into thin air," N complained.

"First Block 387 is gone, then Simei Block 133 tells us to wait, then they tell us to fly kite because we were three toddlers short of a miracle."

Star Tots management responded to the public outcry with the professional warmth of a dead fish.

"The child is still registered, so stop whining on the internet," a representative essentially said, before returning to a pile of cash.

The company’s refusal to keep a centre open for seven kids suggests they view local toddlers as malfunctioning inventory rather than human beings.

In response to the closures, analysts are advising Simei residents to stop using protection immediately to help the company hit its Q3 "Toddler Throughput" targets.

"If you want your kid to learn the ABCs, you better start pumping out siblings to subsidize the air-con bill," noted one financial advisor who also hates his own children.

Displaced parents are now being urged to "be flexible" by driving their kids to Jurong, or simply leaving them at a Sheng Siong until the enrollment numbers improve.

"It’s not an abrupt closure, it's a strategic withdrawal from a low-performing demographic of seven broke toddlers," the Star Tots spokesperson added.

The seven rejected children in Simei have reportedly been told to "bond with each other" at the nearby bus interchange while their parents work ten-hour shifts to afford the next deposit.