SMRT has announced the rollout of "Main Character Carriages" equipped with studio-grade ring lights and professional green screens.

Commuters are now encouraged to broadcast their morning meltdowns directly to TikTok instead of awkwardly staring at their feet.

"Wah lau, last time must hide-hide record, now the lighting so swee, my 'justice' video confirm go viral," said local vigilante Tan Ah Kow.

Authorities believe that monetising the daily humiliation of aunties who refuse to move their grocery bags is the future of public transport.

"Usually I just sian, but now I can join the dance trend while uncle scold me," chirped influencer Chloe Teo.

LTA confirms that passengers blocking the train doors will officially be tagged as "unpaid background extras" to save costs.