Local SME boss Lim Joo Huat was fucking stunned to learn that the “Others” column in his payroll didn’t legally grant him ownership of a man’s central nervous system for $300.

The High Court ruled that “administrative convenience” is not a valid excuse for being a cheapskate cunt who refuses to pay for actual work done.

The packer spent two years fighting for $5,700, a sum the boss likely drops on a single bottle of Martell while complaining about the “entitled” younger generation.

With his innovative “pay-nothing-extra” strategy debunked, the boss is now worried he might actually have to follow the law like a total loser.

Singapore’s SME community remains in mourning for the death of creative wage theft.