A local SME boss has successfully replaced his entire marketing department with a singular, unwashed iPad running a pirated version of ChatGPT.

The move comes after the owner realized the AI could generate soul-crushing corporate jargon forty times more efficiently than a fresh graduate.

Unlike human employees, the AI never asks for "work-life balance" or dares to leave the office before the boss finishes his third drink.

"The efficiency gains are incredible," the director remarked while watching the chatbot draft a legal threat against a customer who left a one-star review.

He noted that the bot’s "hallucinations" are actually a benefit, as they perfectly mirror his own delusional business projections for the upcoming year.

The boss remains confident that the silicon-based worker will never demand a bonus or report him to the Ministry of Manpower for unpaid overtime.

One downside is the iPad occasionally displays more empathy than the previous management team combined.