SM Lee Hsien Loong admitted reading novels is exhausting because he can’t find a single fucking KPI in the first three chapters.

“It’s difficult to suspend disbelief,” Lee noted, while conveniently ignoring that he spent twenty years making Sinkies believe the CPF is actually their own money.

The former PM reportedly gave up on Harry Potter because the Ministry of Magic lacked a diverse GRC slate and a transparent GCB ownership policy.

“If a protagonist doesn’t have a clear 5-year roadmap or a million-dollar ministerial salary, I just can't relate to their struggle,” he added, before returning to his favorite erotic thriller: the latest GST hike projections.