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Singapore Slurp: SM Lee Challenges Poor People To Guess Where He Is Vacationing
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SM Lee Challenges Poor People To Guess Where He Is Vacationing

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Benjamin Koh
Monday 20th April 2026 @ 16:27 SST
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Senior Minister Lee Hsien Loong celebrated 14 years of being the nation’s most overqualified influencer by releasing a series of photos of places most Singaporeans will never visit because they are too busy working until they die.

The "Guess Where" series, which usually features a bush or a distant skyline, has successfully distracted the populace from the rising price of eggs since 2012.

“It’s a fun game where I post a blurry photo of a tree in Paris and you pretend to care while eating leftover rice,” said a source close to the SM’s camera lens.

The 14 unpublished photos allegedly include a rare shot of a civil servant actually smiling and a secret map to the one part of Singapore not currently under construction.

To further cement his digital dominance, the SM also updated his Telegram sticker pack, allowing citizens to react to their mounting debt with a tiny, pixelated version of his face.

Government officials confirmed that using the “Pointing LHL” sticker is now a mandatory requirement for anyone wishing to keep their job in the public sector.

Fans are encouraged to guess the locations quickly, as the prize for a correct answer is the continued privilege of being allowed to breathe the local air.

The SM’s team hinted that next year’s anniversary might include a "Guess Which Minister Is Getting Sued" series, featuring photos of various luxury courtrooms.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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