
Sinkies Weep As Ancient Korean Cook Touches Her Cardboard Self
A South Korean actress has triggered a nationwide emotional crisis across Singapore after posting photos of herself weeping at a laminated cardboard cutout of her own face.
The 55-year-old performer revisited the set of Jewel In The Palace, where she famously played a kitchen maid who became a doctor by boiling weeds.
Local fans have responded with the kind of hysterical grief usually reserved for a McDonaldβs toy shortage.
βSiao liao, I see her cry, I also cry till my pillow soak man,β wailed one local fan.
βEven if she just a piece of plastic now, I still feel her power inside me lah!β
Medical experts fear Singaporeans will now attempt to treat heart disease using only dramatic slow-motion walks and fermented cabbage.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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