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Singapore Slurp: Sinkies Weep As Ancient Korean Cook Touches Her Cardboard Self
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Sinkies Weep As Ancient Korean Cook Touches Her Cardboard Self

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Sarah Lim
Wednesday 18th March 2026 @ 08:04 SST
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A South Korean actress has triggered a nationwide emotional crisis across Singapore after posting photos of herself weeping at a laminated cardboard cutout of her own face.

The 55-year-old performer revisited the set of Jewel In The Palace, where she famously played a kitchen maid who became a doctor by boiling weeds.

Local fans have responded with the kind of hysterical grief usually reserved for a McDonald’s toy shortage.

β€œSiao liao, I see her cry, I also cry till my pillow soak man,” wailed one local fan.

β€œEven if she just a piece of plastic now, I still feel her power inside me lah!”

Medical experts fear Singaporeans will now attempt to treat heart disease using only dramatic slow-motion walks and fermented cabbage.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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