
Sinkies Trade Fruit-Flavored Air For Ferraris and Rolexes
In a shocking blow to Singapore’s underground "Vaporwave Entrepreneur" community, authorities have dismantled a business empire built entirely on illegal fruit-flavoured air.
Five individuals were apprehended after police discovered that selling etomidate-laced mist to stressed-out youths is a more viable career path than any legitimate office job.
Officers seized a Ferrari and several luxury watches, proving that while vaping might liquidise your lungs, it does absolute wonders for your personal net worth.
"Wah lau, I thought the fella was high-flying crypto king, but actually just delivery man for strawberry smoke," remarked one bewildered witness.
The suspects are now trading their Italian supercars for government-issued cells, which unfortunately do not come with a USB-C charging port or a mango-scented atmosphere.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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