A local social media personality has sparked a nationwide existential crisis after discovering a Holland Village public toilet that didn’t resemble a crime scene.

The student’s viral video featured dry floors and a complete absence of the traditional "Singaporean soup" usually found pooling around the cubicle drains.

Citizens are reportedly traumatised by the sight of a porcelain bowl that isn't currently hosting a prehistoric ecosystem of pubic hair and despair.

"Wah lau, Holland V high SES area lah, their backside also gold one," remarked one traumatised witness while clutching a bottle of Dettol.

"You try Bedok coffee shop, confirm you vomit out your internal organs immediately."

Medical experts suggest the influencer likely hallucinated the Dyson dryer after inhaling too much concentrated ammonia from the rest of the island’s restrooms.