The local hiking community is mourning two Singaporeans who discovered that Indonesian volcanoes do not check for a valid Singpass before erupting.

Despite a standing ban and a 4km "You Will Die" zone, the group decided that foreign laws are merely optional suggestions for people with a high SES passport.

"I thought the warning sign was just to keep the crowds away from the best lighting for my Instagram," said one survivor, currently scrubbing volcanic ash out of his overpriced Arc'teryx gear.

Sources say the hikers were genuinely shocked to find that molten magma does not respect their LinkedIn endorsements or their corporate seniority.

Indonesian authorities confirmed the mountain failed to provide a safety briefing in four national languages, leading the Sinkies to believe the eruption was a high-budget immersive experience.

The recovery team noted that being pinned by boulders is significantly less popular than queuing six hours for a piece of plastic.