Singaporeans are officially so desperate to escape their miserable cubicle lives that they’ve started paying $500 to sit in a $45 million Jurong bathhouse while dressed like a concubine from the Tang Dynasty.

House+ Bubble offers the ultimate “urban micro-vacation,” which is corporate-speak for hiding from your mortgage in a 100,000 sq ft pool of lobster-scented water.

One exhausted office worker was seen clutching a sashimi platter while wearing twelve layers of silk robes.

“Wah lau, work so shag, better I come here and pretend I am Emperor Xuanzong lor,” the worker muttered while trying to play League of Legends in a steam room.

Experts confirm that nothing says “holistic wellness” like an e-sports lounge and a $280 head scrape.