The announcement of Deliveroo’s exit from Singapore has plunged the entire nation into a deep state of total indifference.

Millions of Sinkies reportedly learned about the platform’s existence for the first time today through news reports explaining why it will no longer exist.

Hawker stall owners remain completely unfazed, as they generally viewed the Deliveroo tablet as a high-tech kopi coaster that occasionally made a sad beeping noise once every fiscal quarter.

Delivery riders are the only ones mourning, fearing a Grab monopoly will eventually lead to being paid exclusively in expired GrabRewards points and "passive-aggressive feedback."

"I'll miss the flexibility," said one rider, referring to his legal right to cancel an order the moment a single raindrop touches his illegal e-bike.

Analysts suggest the company failed because Singaporeans only use delivery apps to scroll for forty minutes before walking downstairs to buy a $3.50 cai fan.