The Republic of Singapore Air Force has successfully concluded its most harrowing mission: acting as a budget airline for citizens too cheap to book a backup flight.

The A330 tanker was repurposed to haul 218 passengers more concerned about the "SIA standard" of their fish than actual regional annihilation.

“The encik serve food like National Service cookhouse, but at least the fish not rubbery lah,” noted one ungrateful engineer who expected a Singapore Girl but got a warrant officer with a moustache.

“I see missile outside window, but I more scared the flight no more free cake,” said one traveller.

The government confirmed that despite the flight being free, passengers still found time to complain about the lack of legroom.