National Parks Board officials have restored the YouTube stream of the country’s only breeding falcons, much to the relief of a population that has forgotten what procreation looks like.

The 24-hour "nanny cam" provides a rare, uncensored look at a couple actually wanting to be near their offspring.

Sociologists claim the stream is vital, as it remains the only evidence of a successful biological union occurring within Raffles Place this decade.

“Wah lan, I thought the bird also go strike for better work-life balance,” remarked one office worker.

“I just want to see the father bird feed the kids without complaining about the price of worms, lah.”