
Sinkies Prioritised For Luxury Evacuation From Middle East War Zone
The Republic of Singapore Air Force has successfully completed its latest mission: acting as a glorified, armor-plated Uber for students who finally realized that "missiles flying overhead" isn't a university-approved elective.
While 81 locals enjoyed the luxury of military-grade repatriation, a government official magnanimously offered the leftover seats to other nationals.
This proves that Singaporean solidarity is exactly like a high-end buffetβwe take the premium lobster first, and the neighbors can have the soggy broccoli scraps.
One student, who survived a 24-hour bus ride, was mostly impressed by the scheduling.
βWah lao, the bus journey so smooth, better than my GPA,β the student remarked.
βThe missiles very scary, but honestly, my mother's nagging when I get home will be way louder than any siren, ah!β
This satire is based on a real news story.
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