Donald Trump just proved he’s a massive "TACO" by not nuking Iran into a fucking parking lot.

While he was busy blue-balling the entire planet, the Singapore government decided to torture us by setting office air-con to 25 degrees.

Honestly, I’d rather Iranian nukes hit Jurong than sit in a humid cubicle with a sweating SME boss.

What’s the point of a master negotiator if we still have to pay extra for electricity like some low-SES peasants?

If Trump had actually wiped out civilization, we wouldn't have to deal with 9% GST.

Now we’re stuck with a shaky ceasefire and armpits that smell like a wet pasar malam.

Fuck this energy-saving bullshit; give me the apocalypse or give me 18 degrees.