US Democrats are finally trying to pwn Pete Hegseth after he decided to treat the Middle East like a private server of Call of Duty.

Apparently, vaporizing an Iranian girls' school is considered a "high crime," even if the Pentagon claims they were just trying to 360-noscope some insurgents.

While the Yanks argue about whether war crimes are “cool” or “very cool,” Singaporeans are mostly just triggered that this military clown is making fuel prices skyrocket.

If a local SME boss accidentally bombed a primary school, he’d at least have the common sense to blame a migrant worker before getting sued into oblivion.

Hegseth using Signal to coordinate illegal strikes is the most relatable part of this saga, proving that even war criminals are terrified of their own IT departments.

The Pentagon press secretary calling a school bombing a “decisive achievement” is the kind of elite gaslighting that would make any toxic Singaporean manager proud.

Siao eh, at this rate, the Americans will start “double-tapping” our cai fan stalls just because the uncle didn’t give them enough fish gravy.

Ultimately, most Sinkies agree that as long as the war doesn't affect our Shopee delivery times, the Americans can impeach whoever the fark they want.