A Norwegian boss has touched down in Singapore to sell locals the culinary equivalent of a mortgage payment.

The $688++ collaboration features “Arctic cod” and “reindeer,” which is essentially just venison for people with too much disposable income and zero personality.

The kitchen is actually run by a Singaporean worker, proving Sinkies will only show a "good work ethic" if they are 10,000km away from their mothers.

“Walau, $700 for one deer? Rudolph better be singing while I chew,” complained one local uncle while tapping his titanium credit card.

“I don’t know what is ‘Nordic philosophy,’ but for this price, the fish better give me citizenship.”

Analysts confirm that paying a month’s rent for three bites of moss remains the ultimate Singaporean flex.