Singaporeans are vibrating with excitement at the prospect of paying $119 to sit in a giant industrial-sized soup pot in Jurong East.

House+ Bubble offers a 50,000-square-foot sanctuary for Sinkies who have realized that their HDB flats are actually just vertical coffins with Wi-Fi.

The facility allows patrons to marinate their weary, corporate-debased bodies in herbal blends, effectively pre-seasoning themselves before hitting the all-you-can-eat lobster buffet.

Because nothing says "holistic rejuvenation" like inhaling three plates of Yangzhou fried rice while wearing a damp robe and watching a Marvel movie in a communal dark room.

Management confirmed that the e-sports room is specifically designed for men who would rather grind XP than interact with their own children for even one more second.

For a midnight surcharge, you can finally achieve the ultimate Singaporean dream: paying a premium price to be unconscious in a capsule while someone else mops the floor.