Singaporeans breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as a mere nine new food promotions dropped, barely enough to sustain the average citizen's insatiable appetite for 'new-new' deals.

Our nation's very identity hangs precariously on the delicate balance of discounts and limited-edition phone straps.

Without a constant influx of 'fusion' chilli con carne or 'smoky' fried chicken, how will anyone know what to post on Instagram?

The brave pioneers at Alliance Française even dared to offer wine, a shocking departure from our usual isotonic drinks, proving that even high culture must bend to the almighty 'deal'.

Experts predict a nationwide existential crisis if the number of new makan opportunities ever dips below double digits.