The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has issued a stern reminder to repatriated citizens that active combat zones rarely offer a complimentary Singapore Sling or a selection of international newspapers.

Despite the threat of imminent missiles, several Singaporeans expressed profound disappointment that their 12-hour emergency bus evacuation did not accrue Krisflyer miles.

Traumatised evacuees also noted that sleeping on hotel ballroom floors was a "complete failure of hospitality," citing a lack of both pillow menus and turndown services.

"Walao, the bus so cramp, my legs all stone already," complained one evacuated content creator.

"I ask for warm towel, the driver just stare at me, no service recovery at all," fumed another shipping consultant.

"Next time MFA better book Business Class or I complain to my MP!"