A nation collectively gasped this week as news broke of three rogue youths committing the unthinkable: fishing in Sengkang Riverside Park, right next to a sign clearly stating 'No Fishing'.

Sources confirm one 'provocative gesture' involved a casual 'V' sign, widely interpreted as a direct challenge to Singapore's unshakeable social order.

Experts are already predicting a sharp decline in property values and a potential drop in our global liveability rankings.

Stomper P, a hero to us all, bravely documented the heinous crime, ensuring these defiant delinquents face the full weight of justice.

Some even whispered they saw a *smile* – a truly chilling act of rebellion.