A murmuration of Daurian starlings over Woodlands has humiliated Singaporeans by demonstrating that hundreds of individuals can move in unison without a single signal failure.

The "hypnotic" display showcased a level of collective intelligence that remains physically impossible for anyone attempting to board a train at Jurong East.

“Wah lau, these birds move so fast and never bang each other, so steady,” remarked a local bird-watching enthusiast.

“Unlike the MRT, these guys actually reach their destination on time without some staff telling us to move inside the carriage,” noted a salty commuter.

Observers confirmed the display ended abruptly when the birds realised they were in Woodlands and immediately flew away to find a neighbourhood with actual personality.