
Sinkies Fail To Distinguish High Fashion From Literal Rubbish
An actress recently stunned the world by carrying a yellow plastic bag on the red carpet, proving the line between haute couture and literal trash has finally evaporated.
While normal humans saw a five-cent grocery carrier, elite fashionistas immediately assumed it was a $2,200 Balenciaga masterpiece crafted from the tears of underpaid interns.
The reveal that it was just a regular bag has left Singaporean socialites in a total state of existential crisis.
Local fashion influencer "Slay-Slay" expressed her deep disappointment at the lack of a pretentious price tag.
"Walau, I thought she so high-SES carrying designer trash, but actually is real rubbish only," she lamented.
"I almost go Fairprice find same bag so I can look like tai-tai, heng ah I never do!"
Apparently, Sinkies are now so brainwashed that any piece of floating debris is considered a luxury investment if it looks sufficiently miserable.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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