
Sinkie's Epic Hour-Long Chase Ends Predictably In Same Neighbourhood.
A local man, clearly mistaking Singapore for a larger landmass, attempted an "epic" hour-long police chase this week.Our hero, an unlicensed driver, bravely sped past a Paya Lebar roadblock, embarking on a daring escape.He was later found in Punggol, a mere stone's throw (or slightly longer Grab ride) from where he started.Netizens marvelled at his commitment to "escaping" within the confines of our highly surveilled, extremely small city-state.One commenter quipped, "Did he think he was on the autobahn, not the PIE?"Police praised their officers for their "relentless pursuit" of approximately 17 traffic lights.The 34-year-old now faces 21 charges, mostly for forgetting Singapore is basically one big carpark.Perhaps next time, he'll just take the MRT.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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