
Sinkies Demand Hospitalised AC/DC Guitarist Tour Via Remote Drone
The guitarist for AC/DC has been hospitalised in Buenos Aires, a selfish act of biological failure that has left Singaporeans absolutely fuming.
While the 69-year-old musician undergoes a "battery of tests" in Argentina, local fans are worried his "Power Up" tour might run out of juice before reaching Southeast Asia.
Singaporeans, who view a concert ticket as a binding legal contract for immortality, have suggested the guitarist be replaced by a high-resolution hologram if he refuses to stop aging.
"Wah lau, Argentina so far but I also feel the heart pain," complained one local fan.
"He better not die ah, I already save money for ticket just in case they come here."
"If he really cannot, just put him on life support and remote control his fingers can liao, don't be so manja!"
This satire is based on a real news story.
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