TADA has announced Singaporeans must now pay for the sadistic pleasure of cancelling a ride while making direct eye contact.

The policy ensures drivers receive $3 if a Sinkie ghosts them within 500 metres, effectively monetising the trauma of being rejected.

"Wah lau, I see the fellow waving, then suddenly 'Trip Cancelled' pop up," one driver complained.

"At least I get three dollars for the petrol I wasted turning into his carpark."

The platform also raised cleaning fees to $150, acknowledging that passenger vomit is more corrosive than previously estimated.

"I always wait for the car turn corner first then I press cancel," one rider admitted.

"Pay $2.50 to see uncle's soul leave his body, damn worth it sia."