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Singapore Slurp: Sinkies Beg Netflix K-Pop Demon Hunters To Purge Delusional Fans
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Sinkies Beg Netflix K-Pop Demon Hunters To Purge Delusional Fans

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Daniel Lim
Saturday 14th March 2026 @ 11:36 SST
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Netflix has confirmed a sequel to KPop Demon Hunters, finally addressing the national crisis of Singaporeans having absolutely nothing else to talk about.

While the animated trio slays literal underworld creatures, local viewers are begging the directors to include a scene where the hunters exorcise the "demonic possession" that causes grown adults to bark like dogs for a nineteen-year-old Korean boy.

"Wahlau, the movie quite accurate, but they should hunt the aunties who queue twelve hours for a cardboard standee," remarked one jaded food delivery rider.

"Those are the real scary monsters, not the ones with horns lah!"

Netflix expects the sequel to break records again, as Sinkies are legally obligated to consume anything with a 'K' prefix before their brains completely liquefy.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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