A former nuclear technician has left Singaporeans utterly bewildered by spending fifteen years caring for abandoned, glowing animals instead of doing something economically viable, like flipping luxury watches.

While the technician views his radiation-soaked existence as a quest for "redemption," local observers are struggling to understand why he hasn't yet monetised the mutation by selling "Nuclear-Grade Poodles" on Carousell.

"Wah lau, this uncle really siao," noted one Bukit Timah resident while scrolling through stock options.

"He stay there so long but never even start one YouTube channel for the glowing cats? Waste of potential. In Singapore, if your dog got extra leg from radiation, we confirm charge people five dollar to take photo already lah!"