Good news, busy Singaporeans!

Your coveted 'glow-up' by 2026 no longer demands the indignity of actual sweat or painful exercise.

Guardian has heroically swooped in, offering a magnificent 70% off your second wellness item.

Finally, you can achieve peak physical prowess and mental zen by simply chugging pills instead of, you know, moving your ass.

This ingenious strategy allows you to continue working 16-hour days and binge-watching K-dramas without any pesky guilt.

Forget kale smoothies and morning runs; true Singaporean health is now found in a blister pack and, more importantly, a discount.

Your future, aesthetically pleasing self thanks you for your fiscal prudence and utter commitment to convenience.