A local woman has been granted a six-year state-sponsored sabbatical after pioneering a groundbreaking "minimalist" childcare regime involving 24/7 toilet confinement.

The visionary caregiver was lauded for her sustainable approach to nutrition, allowing the toddlers to explore a zero-waste diet consisting entirely of their own biological output.

While her husband secured a lifetime residency at Changi Resort for his hands-on "percussive" parenting, the woman’s light sentence suggests that keeping children naked in a shower stall is merely a misunderstood interior design choice.

"Walau, six years only for this kind of pattern?" asked a resident downstairs.

"Usually if I stay in toilet too long, my legs become jelly, but this one is next level jialat man!"

The woman was last seen chatting with her fiancé, presumably discussing toilet renovations for their future home.