The Singapore Ministry of Finance has officially declared the Singapore Pools queue as the nation’s premier wealth management hub.

Economists argue that the 1-in-14-million odds of winning Toto are significantly better than the chances of a local ever retiring before death.

Citizens are encouraged to study the numerology of funeral hearses and bird droppings to gain an edge in this sophisticated financial instrument.

"Last night I dream of coffin, confirm must buy 4444," said local wealth manager Tan Ah Kow, while liquidating his mother's life savings.

"If don't strike, nevermind lah, treat it as voluntary donation to gahmen for building more fancy benches," he added.

Authorities reminded the public that "Huat" is the only economic metric that actually matters in this meritocratic utopia.

The new policy ensures every Singaporean dies with a pocket full of yellow slips and a heart full of delusional hope.