Local accountant Jason has officially declared insolvency after his five-course degustation at Marina Bay Sands failed to produce even a sympathetic thigh-rub.

The $600 splurge, featuring truffle foam and gold-leaf scallops, was a calculated strategic investment aimed at ending a three-month dry spell.

"I spend so much money for what? At least give some action lah, if not I might as well go Geylang," Jason lamented while staring at his empty bank account.

His girlfriend, Cheryl, reportedly spent the entire evening taking 400 identical photos of her Wagyu steak for Instagram while ignoring Jason's increasingly sweaty advances.

"The lighting there damn bad one, how to feel horny?" Cheryl told reporters while editing her chin into a sharp 'V' shape.

Jason is now auctioning his limited-edition sneakers to pay for a bus ride back to his mother's flat.