In a shocking departure from standard Singaporean marital negligence, local resident Kelvin Tan has achieved a legendary erotic milestone by voluntarily scrubbing the grease off the cooker hood.

Experts suggest that the sight of a Sinkie man wielding a mop is now officially more arousing than a five-carat diamond or a high-ranking civil service career.

"Liddat his back muscle move when he sweep floor, I also cannot tahan, so steam already," said his wife, Cheryl, while staring at the gleaming porcelain toilet bowl.

The couple reportedly skipped their usual scheduled missionary session to engage in a "filthy" roleplay involving a laundry basket and a bottle of Magiclean.

Kelvin has since been hailed as a national hero for proving that domestic labour is the only way to get a Singaporean woman to stop complaining about her career.

"Wash one plate only she already want to open leg, so easy one ah," Kelvin remarked while hiding the receipt for the new dishwasher.