A local auntie has achieved a "Triple Strike" bonus after successfully ignoring a red light to decimate a family of three on a single PMD.

Witnesses say the red sedan accelerated toward the intersection as if the traffic light was offering a limited-time discount on vehicular manslaughter.

The driver, currently being hailed as the unofficial patron saint of PMD-haters, reportedly told police she thought the red light was just a "vague suggestion" for people with slower cars.

"Wah lau, I thought red means Huat ah! Who ask them carry so many people? Like circus lidat," noted one bystander while filming the carnage for TikTok.

Authorities confirmed that while the victims were hospitalized, the driver’s "Entitled Boomer" status remains fully intact.